Finally...a Cleavage!

Oh yeah, after all these years of wishing and hoping that I, like other blessed women, have cleavage too, finally got them last Monday!! NO, I didn't have breast implants! My cleavage was on my back! Aye, read that right, I got cleavage on my back! Hahahaha

I was having my 2nd fitting for my gown, I was really looking forward to it until they had to use extra power to zip me up!! They did it, they zipped it all up...but...all the fats on my back end up being pushed out of the top of the gown! Golly gee, it sure did look like a nice pair of boobs with cleavage!!

Larry E. gave me until the end of the month to lose weight, if nothing happens then they'll have to loosen it up. :(

So now I've come up with my own diet. Right after I left Larry E.'s place, I asked the driver to bring me to the nearest supermarket. And there I stacked up on the following:

1. Century Tuna Light 50% Less Fat
2. Nestle 0% Fat Yogurt
3. Nestle 0% Fat Yogurt Milk
4. Gardenia's Whole Wheat Bread
5. Sugarfree Wheat Pandesal
6. Paul's Skim Milk
7. Saba

I have tuna and bread for both breakfast and lunch and of course my cup of coffee for breakfast. Whenever I get hungry, I alternate yogurt, yogurt milk and boiled/steamed banana. I hope this diet works or I will have to accept the fact that I'm fat. :(

BTW, my cup of coffee is Iced Coffee Jelly, hahahaha :-p Come on, I am already giving up a lot, what's coffee jelly for breakfast, right?? :)

Oh, I was NEVER a fan of yogurt, but Nestle's version is super yummy!!! They have Mango, Strawberry, Apple Kiwi. I like Mango more than the Strawberry but both are good. Haven't tried Apple Kiwi yet. I'm a sucker for sweets, so I'm really glad I liked them.

I really wish I'll lose weight from this. :(